"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

what the fuck

Some stories stay with usforever

In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.

I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.

This is genius…

I feel a need to print this out and frame it so I can make a shrine every time Finals roll around…

… Y’see, now, y’see, I’m looking at this, thinking, squares fit together better than circles, so, say, if you wanted a box of donuts, a full box, you could probably fit more square donuts in than circle donuts if the circumference of the circle touched the each of the corners of the square donut.

So you might end up with more donuts.

But then I also think… Does the square or round donut have a greater donut volume? Is the number of donuts better than the entire donut mass as a whole?

Hrm.

HRM.

A round donut with radius R

_{1}occupies the same space as a square donut with side 2R_{1}. If the center circle of a round donut has a radius R_{2}and the hole of a square donut has a side 2R_{2}, then the area of a round donut is πR_{1}^{2}- πr_{2}^{2}. The area of a square donut would be then 4R_{1}^{2}- 4R_{2}^{2}. This doesn’t say much, but in general and throwing numbers, a full box of square donuts has more donut per donut than a full box of round donuts.

The interesting thing is knowing exactly how much more donut per donut we have. Assuming first a small center hole (R_{2}= R_{1}/4) and replacing in the proper expressions, we have a 27,6% more donut in the square one (Round: 15πR_{1}^{2}/16 ≃ 2,94R_{1}^{2}, square: 15R_{1}^{2}/4 = 3,75R_{1}^{2}). Now, assuming a large center hole (R_{2}= 3R_{1}/4) we have a 27,7% more donut in the square one (Round: 7πR_{1}^{2}/16 ≃ 1,37R_{1}^{2}, square: 7R_{1}^{2}/4 = 1,75R_{1}^{2}). This tells us that, approximately, we’ll have a 27% bigger donut if it’s square than if it’s round.

tl;dr: Square donuts have a 27% more donut per donut in the same space as a round one.Thank you donut side of Tumblr.

_{Sherlock Holmes + jawline porn}

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

i mean jily has ily in it and ily means ‘i love you’

sooo

idk about

yourotp but

- AU in which Dumbles goes batshit crazy and annihilates Voldemort, the Wizarding police does a decent job of rounding Death Eaters and throws them in jail.

- So James and Lily survive and get to raise Harry, have another 2 kids or 12.
- Sirius doesn’t quite get married but he finds someone way into…

why do people not talk about the potter family cat like come on

just imagine lily coming home with it one day and james is just too overwhelmed by lily’s “james pleaseeee can we keep it” face so he says yes

and then he falls in love with the kitty and names it, like, elvendork because hey, it’s…

It’s come to the point where just reading the words ‘James’ or ‘Lily’ makes my heart hurt