when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
waking up everyday seems a little excessive
Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.
I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected
Don’t do this to me, Nick.
Everywhere and anywhere. Every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
me in every social situation: we can be friends when you take harry potter a little more seriously
this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
so are people high while trying to learn about Christianity or
just a severed leg that hopped around
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
The ending is worth clicking for.
Elie Saab Paris Fashion Week 2014 - PURPLE / LAVENDER